The Face Punch Review
Should I just punch you in the face now?

I have had it with this dumb bitch. Before I go on let’s all get something straight;men don’t hit women, but lady’s feel free to slap the taste out of this chick’s mouth. Britney is a spoiled little hillbilly that can’t handle a little money and fame. boo hoo boo hoo ya stupid cunt.

I used to think she was cute and quiet fuckable before I heard her talk, and look like this.

Now this fucktard is running around Los Angles singing about “my babydaddy’s got my baby’s.” She is giving the fine upstanding folks in trailer parks a bad reputation. Britney is just a total fuck up, and completely out of control.

Stupid Behest Stupid!

Why the main stream media devotes so much time to her is beyond me. She has no talent, no more looks, a recked body and more money than brains. I don’t care if she cleans up, sobers up and tightens up her body, she will still be a stupid hick that needs to be slapped in the face!  

I recently went through the paris airport and became highly pissed off. Not only was i going broke fast at the rediculeless prices just for a fucking sandwich, but I also kept getting snubbed by these high fashion super-fags. On top of cutting in line and acting like their shit don’t stink, they wear so much perfume they could peel the paint off of any surface.

I can’t respect any man that carries a murse(man purse) or wears skintight pants with strategically placed bleach spots. The only thing that was keeping me from smashing in their over sized Gucci sunglasses wearing face’s was airport security. My guess is some other American was recently exercising his right to bear fist’s on one of these homo’s, and that’s why I was being watched like a hawk.

fucking pussy’s

 I hate me some peta action. these assholes spend more money on ad campaigns and getting their eco-nazi buddies out of jail than most small country’s spend on development. they don’t stop there, peta are some hard charging mother fuckers when it comes to brain washing young dumb chick’s with there cult style agenda. when you get the girls in your terror organization, the horny boys will follow and the next thing your walking down the street naked with some dumpy chick yelling some bullshit about people eating perfectly edible animals.

my fist’s tighten up when i see some stupid bitch squawking about “fur is dead” or “i’d rather go naked then wear fur”. no shit fur is dead it would be mean and impractical to strap a bunch of live critter’s on you every time you feel cold. if you want to go around nude, go ahead dumbass! and freeze in jail.

along with protesting, throwing paint on people and fucking up fashion shows they have a grip of super hot celebs to do their dirty work while they control their minds. many a hot chick has fallen prey to peta and never came back.

i have information that reveals that at the heart of the organization is a giant chinchilla with one of those huge exposed brains, with tubes and blinking lights all over it. his name is oscar and he floats in a tank of blue shit. good men died getting this information to me. so that there death was not in vain find oscar and punch his fury fucking face. 

Fat cops are pretty much worthless and should be punched in the face.  Wait…fat cops aren’t too bad, unless they’re actually out on the streets.  Stay behind a desk you silly fat turds. 

Leave the “copping” up to the fit and in-shape dickheads.  That way when some crackhead steals my little sister’s purse, maybe he can be caught and things will be right in the world for awhile instead of me and the rest of the people that count losing out on the oxygen that you will engulf while accomplishing jack shit. 

Just suck it up bubba and bow out gracefully with your desk job…nothing wrong with it broseph.  Huck up and be the bigger guy tubbs.  Thanks man!

HIPPIES…..What else can I say.

A hippie is the epitome of dirt bags.  They thrive on dirt, live in dirt, cover themselves in dirt and worship dirt. The only thing bad about punching a hippies face is getting your fist all dirty…….. fuck I hate these bastards.

What kind of person wants to spend all their time broke and smelly.  With all the soap technology today, it’s real hard to just not be clean! Don’t even get me started on their choice of footwear, I mean really what kind of idiot wears sandal’s as a full time go anywhere do anything fucking shoe?

These tofu burrito eating eco-nazi dreadlock full-o-twigs tie died fagathon’s need to wake the fuck up, shower and get a fucking job.  Then maybe they wouldn’t be such a fist magnet.

As a reader of this site I emplore you…. nay, I command you to fine you a hippie and land a right cross on his ball hair covered face of a beard, and send that asshole crying all the way back to the peace corps.

This fucking guy needs to be punched in his stupid dead face!  Let me ask you something?  How does a 28 yr old good looking actor get his ass dead?  In the middle of the week no less.  A real man would have offed himself on the weekend, instead of ruining everybody’s workweek.  What a fucking douche, a selfish douche at that.  By selfish I mean whether it was suicide or an accidental overdose, it is still a fucktard way to get dead.  Even worse he left behined a 2 year old daughter……… what a dick.

  The thing that bothers me is that his little girl will grow up with no possible way to know her father except through movies(broke back mountain….she’s fucked).  She might grow to be a shitty actor like freddy prinze jr. who lost his dad to coke.  So we might be destined for a load of crappy teenage flick’s for our kid’s to idolize.

  But seriously folk’s, if i had the cash to fly to his wake I would punch the shit out of his makeup covered corpse and bury this dick head with a broken jaw.

  This little bitch is playing….uh err…was playing the joker in the new batman movie.  I am sure he did a good job in the flick as a psycho motherfucking nemesis to batman, but now there is no possibility for a on going battle over 2 or 3 movies.  Nice job jackass for fucking up the only good batman franchise to date.

Punch your dead face Heath……. fuck you bitch!

What’s up…me and Steve are here to keep you updated on who deserves to be punched in the face.  There’s too many to name right now, so we’ll slowly keep updating. 

 It’s my firm belief that there should be an elite force that simply travels the states and punches people in the face.  We’ll let you know who deserves it and why.  I’m sure Steve’s posts and reasoning will differ greatly from mine, but whatever…I’ll just stomp his nuts if he gets out of hand.

 Holler