The Face Punch Review
Should I just punch you in the face now?

 I hate me some peta action. these assholes spend more money on ad campaigns and getting their eco-nazi buddies out of jail than most small country’s spend on development. they don’t stop there, peta are some hard charging mother fuckers when it comes to brain washing young dumb chick’s with there cult style agenda. when you get the girls in your terror organization, the horny boys will follow and the next thing your walking down the street naked with some dumpy chick yelling some bullshit about people eating perfectly edible animals.

my fist’s tighten up when i see some stupid bitch squawking about “fur is dead” or “i’d rather go naked then wear fur”. no shit fur is dead it would be mean and impractical to strap a bunch of live critter’s on you every time you feel cold. if you want to go around nude, go ahead dumbass! and freeze in jail.

along with protesting, throwing paint on people and fucking up fashion shows they have a grip of super hot celebs to do their dirty work while they control their minds. many a hot chick has fallen prey to peta and never came back.

i have information that reveals that at the heart of the organization is a giant chinchilla with one of those huge exposed brains, with tubes and blinking lights all over it. his name is oscar and he floats in a tank of blue shit. good men died getting this information to me. so that there death was not in vain find oscar and punch his fury fucking face. 

Fat cops are pretty much worthless and should be punched in the face.  Wait…fat cops aren’t too bad, unless they’re actually out on the streets.  Stay behind a desk you silly fat turds. 

Leave the “copping” up to the fit and in-shape dickheads.  That way when some crackhead steals my little sister’s purse, maybe he can be caught and things will be right in the world for awhile instead of me and the rest of the people that count losing out on the oxygen that you will engulf while accomplishing jack shit. 

Just suck it up bubba and bow out gracefully with your desk job…nothing wrong with it broseph.  Huck up and be the bigger guy tubbs.  Thanks man!

HIPPIES…..What else can I say.

A hippie is the epitome of dirt bags.  They thrive on dirt, live in dirt, cover themselves in dirt and worship dirt. The only thing bad about punching a hippies face is getting your fist all dirty…….. fuck I hate these bastards.

What kind of person wants to spend all their time broke and smelly.  With all the soap technology today, it’s real hard to just not be clean! Don’t even get me started on their choice of footwear, I mean really what kind of idiot wears sandal’s as a full time go anywhere do anything fucking shoe?

These tofu burrito eating eco-nazi dreadlock full-o-twigs tie died fagathon’s need to wake the fuck up, shower and get a fucking job.  Then maybe they wouldn’t be such a fist magnet.

As a reader of this site I emplore you…. nay, I command you to fine you a hippie and land a right cross on his ball hair covered face of a beard, and send that asshole crying all the way back to the peace corps.

This fucking guy needs to be punched in his stupid dead face!  Let me ask you something?  How does a 28 yr old good looking actor get his ass dead?  In the middle of the week no less.  A real man would have offed himself on the weekend, instead of ruining everybody’s workweek.  What a fucking douche, a selfish douche at that.  By selfish I mean whether it was suicide or an accidental overdose, it is still a fucktard way to get dead.  Even worse he left behined a 2 year old daughter……… what a dick.

  The thing that bothers me is that his little girl will grow up with no possible way to know her father except through movies(broke back mountain….she’s fucked).  She might grow to be a shitty actor like freddy prinze jr. who lost his dad to coke.  So we might be destined for a load of crappy teenage flick’s for our kid’s to idolize.

  But seriously folk’s, if i had the cash to fly to his wake I would punch the shit out of his makeup covered corpse and bury this dick head with a broken jaw.

  This little bitch is playing….uh err…was playing the joker in the new batman movie.  I am sure he did a good job in the flick as a psycho motherfucking nemesis to batman, but now there is no possibility for a on going battle over 2 or 3 movies.  Nice job jackass for fucking up the only good batman franchise to date.

Punch your dead face Heath……. fuck you bitch!

What’s up…me and Steve are here to keep you updated on who deserves to be punched in the face.  There’s too many to name right now, so we’ll slowly keep updating. 

 It’s my firm belief that there should be an elite force that simply travels the states and punches people in the face.  We’ll let you know who deserves it and why.  I’m sure Steve’s posts and reasoning will differ greatly from mine, but whatever…I’ll just stomp his nuts if he gets out of hand.

 Holler