The Face Punch Review
Should I just punch you in the face now?

well well well, look who finely came out. what the headline on the cover should say is “more penis please”. I don’t have any problem with gay folks. but what i do have a problem with is fucking liars. this rumpian (thats latin for butt pirate) lied to his fans for years about his sexual orientation. most people can figure it out that this guy loves the cock, but his fan base still believes in santa clause, let alone understand clay’s desire to shove hot throbing dicks up his ass.

twinkle toes here should be punched in the face for 2 reasons:

1; for not being true to his fans and gay community(its one thing to lie to the media, because they suck anyways, but not your hommies).

2; his looks, that dopey smug hillbilly face of his is begging to be caved in.

my contacts in westhollywood tell me they are very upset with him, and are working on a way to punch his face. you see clay is a big star with huge record sale’s $$$ and high security around at all times. so no one can get close enough to punch him in the face. the plan is to shoot him with a shoulder mounted rocket launcher, with a dildo in the shape of a fist on it as a warhead.

brutal but effective. good luck and good hunting my friends.

What has this world come to, where looking like this is cool!

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people really looked stupid in the 70’s with hair like this, and now three decades later, it’s just ignorant.

I’ve been told by my intel. people that this retardism does not stop with the hair. this “emo” is a life style of self loathing, whining, failed suicide, and bad poetry. My sources have also confirmed that their large numbers in the 13-19 age group is the whole reason for all the suck-ass bubblegum punk bands singing about how their girlfriend never gave them sex, and left them for a guy that doesn’t refer to himself as “a boy”

back in my day if you were feeling a little blue, you just downed a pint of cheap whiskey and blasted some DIO from your car in back of the “7 eleven” parking lot, and that’s all you needed. these guys are taking gay to a whole new level. in fact homosexual men have been quoted as saying ” wow! what a bunch of fags!” upon seeing one of these “boys”. normally i would say to you “if you see one, punch him out” but that would just play into their “boo hoo, feel sorry for me plan”. so i purpose that you just light them on fire.