The Face Punch Review
Should I just punch you in the face now?

What has this world come to, where looking like this is cool!

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people really looked stupid in the 70’s with hair like this, and now three decades later, it’s just ignorant.

I’ve been told by my intel. people that this retardism does not stop with the hair. this “emo” is a life style of self loathing, whining, failed suicide, and bad poetry. My sources have also confirmed that their large numbers in the 13-19 age group is the whole reason for all the suck-ass bubblegum punk bands singing about how their girlfriend never gave them sex, and left them for a guy that doesn’t refer to himself as “a boy”

back in my day if you were feeling a little blue, you just downed a pint of cheap whiskey and blasted some DIO from your car in back of the “7 eleven” parking lot, and that’s all you needed. these guys are taking gay to a whole new level. in fact homosexual men have been quoted as saying ” wow! what a bunch of fags!” upon seeing one of these “boys”. normally i would say to you “if you see one, punch him out” but that would just play into their “boo hoo, feel sorry for me plan”. so i purpose that you just light them on fire.

I recently went through the paris airport and became highly pissed off. Not only was i going broke fast at the rediculeless prices just for a fucking sandwich, but I also kept getting snubbed by these high fashion super-fags. On top of cutting in line and acting like their shit don’t stink, they wear so much perfume they could peel the paint off of any surface.

I can’t respect any man that carries a murse(man purse) or wears skintight pants with strategically placed bleach spots. The only thing that was keeping me from smashing in their over sized Gucci sunglasses wearing face’s was airport security. My guess is some other American was recently exercising his right to bear fist’s on one of these homo’s, and that’s why I was being watched like a hawk.

fucking pussy’s

HIPPIES…..What else can I say.

A hippie is the epitome of dirt bags.  They thrive on dirt, live in dirt, cover themselves in dirt and worship dirt. The only thing bad about punching a hippies face is getting your fist all dirty…….. fuck I hate these bastards.

What kind of person wants to spend all their time broke and smelly.  With all the soap technology today, it’s real hard to just not be clean! Don’t even get me started on their choice of footwear, I mean really what kind of idiot wears sandal’s as a full time go anywhere do anything fucking shoe?

These tofu burrito eating eco-nazi dreadlock full-o-twigs tie died fagathon’s need to wake the fuck up, shower and get a fucking job.  Then maybe they wouldn’t be such a fist magnet.

As a reader of this site I emplore you…. nay, I command you to fine you a hippie and land a right cross on his ball hair covered face of a beard, and send that asshole crying all the way back to the peace corps.