Clay Akin= no shit sherlock
well well well, look who finely came out. what the headline on the cover should say is “more penis please”. I don’t have any problem with gay folks. but what i do have a problem with is fucking liars. this rumpian (thats latin for butt pirate) lied to his fans for years about his sexual orientation. most people can figure it out that this guy loves the cock, but his fan base still believes in santa clause, let alone understand clay’s desire to shove hot throbing dicks up his ass.
twinkle toes here should be punched in the face for 2 reasons:
1; for not being true to his fans and gay community(its one thing to lie to the media, because they suck anyways, but not your hommies).
2; his looks, that dopey smug hillbilly face of his is begging to be caved in.
my contacts in westhollywood tell me they are very upset with him, and are working on a way to punch his face. you see clay is a big star with huge record sale’s $$$ and high security around at all times. so no one can get close enough to punch him in the face. the plan is to shoot him with a shoulder mounted rocket launcher, with a dildo in the shape of a fist on it as a warhead.
brutal but effective. good luck and good hunting my friends.
September 28th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
no shit that guy’s a homo. he’s almost as gay as that ugly pickle chugger gettin’ socked in his cock cave that you have at the top of the page!