Fat Cops
Fat cops are pretty much worthless and should be punched in the face. Wait…fat cops aren’t too bad, unless they’re actually out on the streets. Stay behind a desk you silly fat turds.
Leave the “copping” up to the fit and in-shape dickheads. That way when some crackhead steals my little sister’s purse, maybe he can be caught and things will be right in the world for awhile instead of me and the rest of the people that count losing out on the oxygen that you will engulf while accomplishing jack shit.
Just suck it up bubba and bow out gracefully with your desk job…nothing wrong with it broseph. Huck up and be the bigger guy tubbs. Thanks man!
January 30th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Dear Lord i hate cops period everytime you drive by they give you the pervert eye wanting to pull you over just so they can look you over and make sure you dont have any doughnuts crab cakes, birthday cakes etc. that they could confiscate and hold you in jail while they devoure your meal with their fat cells. anyways i think that ALL cops should be punched in the face not just the fat ones
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:07 am
Seems different from your previous posts. Did YOU write this post, or someone else did? Anyway, I think your readers really enjoyed reading it.
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
There’s 2 of us…Steve and Jason…
April 6th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
This blog is simply smashing. In my humble opinion of course. As this post is rather debatable I don’t think all your blog visitors are going to agree with it.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:31 pm
I saw a fat blonde woman cop yesterday that must have weighed over 200 lbs at about 5′6″. Yeah I’d like to see her fat ass trying to chase anyone